Cast

* Scott Mechlowicz – Scott "Scotty" Thomas
* Jacob Pitts – Cooper Harris
* Michelle Trachtenberg – Jenny
* Travis Wester – Jamie
* Jessica Böhrs – Mieke
* Kristin Kreuk – Fiona
* Nial Iskhakov – Bert Thomas (Scott's brother)
* Vinnie Jones – Mad Maynard (Hooligans' leader)
* Patrick Rapold – Kristoff
* Matt Damon – Donny
* Fred Armisen – Creepy Italian Male on Train
* Lucy Lawless – Madame Vandersexxx
* Jeffrey Tambor – Scott's Father
* Rade Šerbedžija – Tibor
* J.P. Manoux – Robot Mime from the Louvre.
* Anetta Keys, Veronica Vanoza – Club Vandersexxx Girls (uncredited)